my mom taught me the therapeutic power of cleaning. open all the windows. throw out the old. wipe down the entire house. burn some incense. roast some coffee. then rest. that way the tears from last night don’t feel as heavy.
I love it! This is so necessary!!
This is so true. I hated it when I was younger but as I’ve gotten older, I’ve learned that cleaning is so good for the soul.
Imagine Sherlock with a teenage daughter.
"Dad, this is-"
"A boy who was clearly hoping to shag you tonight, judging by the tin of mints and packet of condoms in his pockets. Next!"
John would be just like
and Uncle Mycroft
Actually I think Mycroft would be more like
My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.
“What’s this, what’s this?
There’s products everywhere.
I think it goes in hair.”
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me.Al Capone (via turnpike-gates)
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.― Bette Midler (via psych-quotes)